IRB

In a perfect world, people wouldn't experiment with other people's heads without their knowledge of such experimentations and totally mess them up for ever. Of course, there are wackos out there, and thats why we need the IRB. I have already been well introduced to such procedures in another reaserch methods course I took and a renewed prospect of submitting to bueracracy does not overwhelm me with joy, oddly. Alas, I will, for the sake of expedient exit, conform so that I might be free to say 'fuck the man' another day. At least I dont have to ask permission to take a piss, which many people do these days: inmates, grade schoolers, factory workers, children and some adults in special care units, astronauts, army recruits, women in many nations...thank god for my privilege.